Funny Jokes: Watching Soccer With Some Ladies Can Be Very Frustrating

Funny Jokes: Watching Soccer With Some Ladies Can Be  Very Frustrating

Here is the conservation between two couples watching football match between Arsenal and Chelsea

Wife : Dele, who's that guy? Is that Chris Brown ?

Husband: Chris Brown bawo? No na, that's Theo Walcott!!

Wife: Hey! What's that yellow card for?

Husband: It's a warning to a player; and red card

means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.

Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic

light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.

Husband: Yeah, yeah sure.. You are right!!

Wife: What about the green card?

Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in football.

Wife: Which teams are these?

Husband: Which kind wahala be this na?!!

God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again?!

Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?

Husband: You no get eyes? No be red jersey be that?

Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue?

Husband: (upset)...Omg! Haba! Wetin na? Don't you know its Chelsea?

Wife: Hen hen? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup.

Husband: Wetin concern Arsenal with worldcup? Where you from sef?

Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's that old man?

Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene Wenger.

Wife: Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo

that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?

Husband: You are silly. Wo, arabirin (woman) free me jare!!

The Husband angrily Change the Channel to Africa Magic and

left the house for the nearby viewing center !